maculategiraffe:

inkskinned:

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says “actually works” does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i’ve let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i’ve overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i’m less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i’ve actually started healing about something once i’m able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i’m gonna do it tho

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synapple:

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Some of my Pokémon hot takes

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fat-mabari:

serendipiteaart:

omnybus:

lilyachtyismyfriend:

neyruto:

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

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Not that anyone asked for this but

everyone asked for it they just didn’t know they did

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reblog-house:

I legit was like “how fucking tall and strong is the person in the alien disguise”

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tolkienandholmes:

sweetcribs:

alwaysbewoke:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

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bonermakers:

twitch8283:

bowie28:

homicidalbrunette:

midnite-wet-dreamz:

gayteenhipster:

chookiemunster:

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

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to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

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how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

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I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

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I’m more like Zachary Quinto practice rimming Chris Pine 

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I’m no better than Chris Evans not even trying anymore.

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I love this!

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earthybitchywitch:

safetytank:

mememic-bry:

gooeygoob:

fernlom:

hurloaned:

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This guy is a chaotic trickster god

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SOMEBODY IN THE COMMENTS FOUND THE SONG BUT ONLY POSTED IT AS A REPLY SO HERE IT IS TO REBLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonM1ff_NWU

WAIT WHAY THE FUCJ

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crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

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waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

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ok this is really sweet

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

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